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《纽约客》11日引述朝鲜官方通讯社,指朝鲜军方搁置导弹试射计划是由于“Window 8的问题”。分析人员指这条消息罕见地透露了朝鲜导弹系统的核心运作,直至去年,朝鲜的导弹项目还是基于Windows 95的运作系统。
据该报道,朝鲜正试图解决Window 8系统的问题,但没有指出新的导弹试射日程。情报分析人员指,“这意味着导弹试射被无限期搁置。”
接近朝鲜高层的消息人士指,金正恩对Win 8系统带来的问题非常愤怒,正在考虑一系列的解决方案,包括向微软“宣战”。

 

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APRIL 11, 2013

NORTH KOREAN MISSILE TEST DELAYED BY WINDOWS 8

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PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”

Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”

In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test has been delayed indefinitely.”

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.

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